Apr 05

Mitt RomneyThe website Fiverr lets you offer a service for $5 and see how many people are willing to pay you for it.  Mitt Romney has a similar site called “250millionerr.”
(The Real Story) 


 

FramVilleA MI teacher’s aide was fired for refusing to hand over her Facebook password.  She finally made a deal.  She’ll give them the password, but they have to agree to get all her FarmVille updates.
(The Real Story)  


 

Jenna talackovaJenna Talackova, the beauty queen who used to be a dude, will be allowed to continue her quest to be Miss Universe Canada.  If nothing else, she’ll be the first contestant whose talent is gutting a deer.
(The Real Story)  


 

ice cream boySome NY area parents are demanding ice cream vendors leave the area to avoid tantrums from kids.  The best strategy is to let kids have all they want until they’re too obese to catch the truck.
(The Real Story)  


 

Kate WinsletDays after revealing the theme from “Titanic” makes her want to throw up, Kate Winslet said Leo DiCaprio is “fatter now.”  I bet next time Leo sketches her naked, he’s going to give her a monkey tail and devil horns.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 17

Nike black and tanA new Nike sneaker, the Black and Tan, is offending the Irish as that was the name of a brutal British suppression.  They say it’s “the American equivalent of calling a sneaker ‘the Al Qaeda.’”  I assume Al Qaeda shoes would be very hard to find.
(The Real Story) 


 

rocket launcherAmazingly, the TSA confiscate 4 handguns a day among the contraband it takes from airline customers.  But in all fairness, they need a gun in their carry-on in case the airline loses the rocket launcher in their checked baggage.
(The Real Story)  


 

Denzel WashingtonObama’s campaign paid $345,353 for the 17-minute documentary on him by Oscar-winning director Davis Guggenheim.  It wouldn’t have cost so much if it didn’t star Denzel Washington as Obama and wasn’t shot in 3-D.
(The Real Story)  


 

pizzaUrology Associates of Cape Cod has a new promo.  Get a vasectomy there, and you’ll get a free large pizza with one topping afterwards while you recover.  Just be sure they know exactly what you’re talking about when you tell them how many slices you want.
(The Real Story)  


 

GallagherGallagher was hospitalized in TX after suffering a heart attack before he was supposed to perform.  If he gets hold of a hammer and starts heading for colostomy bags in the hospital, somebody should really stop him.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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