May 12

Joe Biden, Barack ObamaJoe Biden apologized to Obama for jumping the gun on the public embrace of same-sex marriage and forcing Obama’s hand.  Obama said Biden “got out a little over his skis.”  I swear those two boys fight like an old married couple.
(The Real Story) 


 

Queen ElizabethPrince Charles delivered the weather report on the BBC.  He said it was almost as cold as the first time he took Diana to meet Queen Elizabeth.
(The Real Story) 


 

old baseball playersA 70-year-old virgin says she’s ready to get it on now, though her standards are still very high.  No one was able to get past first base with her because…well because baseball just hadn’t been around long enough.
(The Real Story) 


 

Demi MooreThis week’s Time magazine cover features a woman breastfeeding her 3-year-old son.  Though meant to be controversial, most people are ignoring it, thinking it’s just a picture of Demi Moore and her new boyfriend.
(The Real Story) 


 

F on a paperAbout 22 % of California’s 8th-graders passed a national science test, making the state worst in the nation.  School officials say just as sure as water is made up of hydrogen and oxiclean, they’re going to improve their science curriculum.
(The Real Story) 


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 03

roller coasterA London theme park will debut a new winged coaster, even though test runs resulted in test dummies getting their arms and legs ripped off.  Fighter pilots describe it as “gut-wrenching.”  Maybe our roller coasters should be unmanned like our aerial drones.
(The Real Story) 


 

girdleThe last madam of the TX brothel that inspired “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” died at 84.  Edna Chadwell started in 1952 and was never ashamed of what she did.  Except for that one time in 1964 when her girdle snapped and the buckle put a patron’s eye out.
(The Real Story)  


 

Levi JohnstonBristol Palin is the subject of a Lifetime reality series.  “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” will explore the pressures of raising her son, Tripp.  Hey that’s better than the show Tripp’s dad got on Spike, “Levi Johnston: Life is Tearing Tickets at a Movie Theater.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Veggie TalesStudents in London are using biodegradable materials to make luxury items.  There are stilettos made from pistachio shells, and clothes made of orange peel and fungi.  The good news is, even if you can’t get anywhere with a woman, her clothes will rot off if you wait long enough.
(The Real Story)  


 

Rick SantorumAn Albuquerque man successfully registered his dog to vote.  He made up a birth date, a social security number, and had a voter registration card in his hand in 2 weeks.  Wait ‘til the dog learns how opposed to spaying and neutering Rick Santorum is.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)
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www.mikestiles.com    @TheStilesFiles

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