Apr 26

Hunger GamesA new survey of young people shows that while they think Obama is going to win in November, he isn’t nearly as popular with them as he used to be.  Guess he should have taken that role in “The Hunger Games” he was offered.
(The Real Story) 


 

chessGOP IA Sen. Chuck Grassley wonders if the prostitutes in the Secret Service scandal were Russian spies.  He said, “Russians are famous for that to get information.”  They’re also famous for kicking our ass at chess, but that doesn’t mean we have to be paranoid about it.
(The Real Story)  


 

The ThinkerA think tank says Maine is the most peaceful state, and Louisiana is the least.  Think tanks regularly seek out the most peaceful states so they can think.
(The Real Story)  


 

flamethrowerA VA man and his wife are recovering after he accidentally shot himself and her during a firearms safety class.  That’s especially bad news since their flamethrower safety class is next week.
(The Real Story)  


 

Rocky MarcianoRosie O’Donnell says Lindsay Lohan is not capable of playing Liz Taylor in her biopic.  Hey, nobody said bad things about Rosie when she was up to star as boxer Rocky Marciano in his biopic.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 31

magazinesTime magazine released the ballot for its annual Time 100 issue, asking readers to vote for those they think are the most influential.  You know what’s not influential anymore?  Magazines.
(The Real Story) 


 

tigerA South African conservationist and filmmaker is in ICU after being attacked by a tiger.  Making sure tigers have plenty to eat by feeding yourself to them is a terrible way to be a conservationist.
(The Real Story)  


 

Newt GingrichA study shows educated conservatives have grown dramatically skeptical of science over the past 4 decades.  Not only that, based on the fact he won’t pull out of the race, Newt Gingrich doesn’t believe in math either.
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Robert PattinsonBecause of the mild winter this year, ticks will be a big problem.  They feed off your blood for days.  Oh sure, when Robert Pattinson does it he’s a heartthrob.  Let a tick do it and it’s an icky health crisis.
(The Real Story)  


 

Will FerrellWill Ferrell announced there will be a sequel to “Anchorman.”  Cited as reasons for the sequel; “Land of the Lost,” “Megamind,” “Step Brothers,” and “Semi-Pro.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 09

Lindsay LohanScreenwriter Greg Tung set out to conquer every one of his fears in 365 days.  He documented all of it on scareyourselfeveryday.com.  Did he ride shotgun with Lindsay Lohan?
(The Real Story) 


 

Chuck E. CheeseParents of a MD 3-year-old forgot their daughter at Chuck E Cheese and didn’t realize she was gone until they saw her on the news.  They share custody and both assumed she went home with the other.  There was even a 25-token reward for anyone able to find her parents.
(The Real Story)  


 

SimCityElectronic Arts is breaking ground on a new “SimCity.”  The last one was in 2003.  It’s fun, but not nearly as intense as “SimCity: Doomsday Prepper Edition.”
(The Real Story)  


 

mantyhoseEmilio Cavallini’s sales of unisex pantyhose are strong, as men are now wearing tights for style as much as warmth.  They’re being called mantyhose, brosiery, and guylons.  Men may have pantyhose now, but it will be awhile before they get as good at putting them on while driving as women are.
(The Real Story)  


 

Andre the GiantHulk Hogan says the sex tape of him being shopped to porn companies was “secretly filmed” without his permission.  Hulk is with a mystery brunette in it.  It’s especially embarrassing because if he wasn’t dead, many would swear that brunette was Andre the Giant.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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