Feb 22

Stiles Files for February 22, 2012

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mobile videoYouTube is creating tons more original programming since 18-34 year olds are watching video on phones, tablets and computers.  What’s sad are the ones who watch the same video over and over on their phone and complain there’s nothing on but repeats.
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wedgieA growing number of teens and even younger kids who think they were born the wrong sex are getting support from parents and docs who give them sex-changing treatments.  These include getting an atomic wedgie in PE.
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cowThe world’s first “test-tube” meat, a burger made from a cow’s stem cells, will be produced this fall.  No way!  Before I eat a burger I demand to know who the father is!
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Chris TuckerBritain is facing a “massive” rise in antibiotic-resistant blood poisoning caused by E.coli, bringing closer the possibility of diseases impossible to treat.  Officials say the diseases resist antibiotics like Chris Tucker resists taxes.
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Elton JohnElton John came down with a nasty case of food poisoning in Vegas and had to cancel a show at Caesars Palace.  His stomach was so bad, he was lighting candles in the wind just as a courtesy to those near the restroom.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Jan 13

Stiles Files for January 13, 2012

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Stedman GrahamPastor Joel Osteen told Oprah while acting on homosexuality is a sin, gay people will go to heaven.  Oddly, he then went on and on to her about what a handsome man Stedman is.
(The Real Story) 

 

Christina AguilaraThe Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists moved its “Doomsday Clock” to 5 minutes to midnight.  It got closest to midnight when Christina Aguilara was told backstage at “The Voice” she couldn’t have all the ice cream she wanted.
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Justin Bieber16-year-old Laura Dekker is on the final leg of her solo sailing trip from Cape Town, South Africa, to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten.  She’s on pace to reach port around Jan. 24.  Mostly because she’s been lied to that Justin Bieber is waiting for her there.
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BeethovenA rare handwritten letter by Beethoven complaining about an eye disorder and not having enough money has turned up.  He was also contemplating changing his name from Ludwig to just “Luda.”
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hospitalA study confirms hospital rooms are noisy, with noise levels sometimes reaching that of a chainsaw.  The worst noises are when nearby patients find out Medicare isn’t covering half of the procedures they’ve had.
(The Real Story)  

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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