Mar 09

Stiles Files for March 9, 2012

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Lindsay LohanScreenwriter Greg Tung set out to conquer every one of his fears in 365 days.  He documented all of it on scareyourselfeveryday.com.  Did he ride shotgun with Lindsay Lohan?
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Chuck E. CheeseParents of a MD 3-year-old forgot their daughter at Chuck E Cheese and didn’t realize she was gone until they saw her on the news.  They share custody and both assumed she went home with the other.  There was even a 25-token reward for anyone able to find her parents.
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SimCityElectronic Arts is breaking ground on a new “SimCity.”  The last one was in 2003.  It’s fun, but not nearly as intense as “SimCity: Doomsday Prepper Edition.”
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mantyhoseEmilio Cavallini’s sales of unisex pantyhose are strong, as men are now wearing tights for style as much as warmth.  They’re being called mantyhose, brosiery, and guylons.  Men may have pantyhose now, but it will be awhile before they get as good at putting them on while driving as women are.
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Andre the GiantHulk Hogan says the sex tape of him being shopped to porn companies was “secretly filmed” without his permission.  Hulk is with a mystery brunette in it.  It’s especially embarrassing because if he wasn’t dead, many would swear that brunette was Andre the Giant.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Jul 29

Stiles Files for July 29, 2010

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Louisville basketball coach Rick Pitino told a jury a woman accused of demanding millions initiated sex by whispering to him and unzipping his pants in an empty Italian restaurant.  He said they wound up having sex “very briefly.”  He now realizes he should have gone to an erogenous zone defense.


Officials said 1 of every 15 New Yorkers battled bedbugs last year.  They aren’t known to spread disease but there’s a surge in bite reports.  Basically if you’re getting bitten in bed and Al Gore isn’t anywhere around, you might have a bedbug problem.

Lawmakers in Catalonia outlawed bullfighting, making it Spain’s first major region to ban the sport.  Catalonia will now take it down a notch and stage “Flamingo Slap-fighting.”

Bangkok city officials are humbled and inspired after getting Travel & Leisure magazine’s “Top City” award.  Bangkok beat out Guns-n-Roses’ Paradise City, as well as SimCity.

The upcoming “Survivor: Nicaragua” will divide contestants into two tribes, young vs. old.  “Old” meaning starting at 40.  Tribes will compete for rewards such as close parking spaces and Matlock DVDs.

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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