May 12

Joe Biden, Barack ObamaJoe Biden apologized to Obama for jumping the gun on the public embrace of same-sex marriage and forcing Obama’s hand.  Obama said Biden “got out a little over his skis.”  I swear those two boys fight like an old married couple.
(The Real Story) 


 

Queen ElizabethPrince Charles delivered the weather report on the BBC.  He said it was almost as cold as the first time he took Diana to meet Queen Elizabeth.
(The Real Story) 


 

old baseball playersA 70-year-old virgin says she’s ready to get it on now, though her standards are still very high.  No one was able to get past first base with her because…well because baseball just hadn’t been around long enough.
(The Real Story) 


 

Demi MooreThis week’s Time magazine cover features a woman breastfeeding her 3-year-old son.  Though meant to be controversial, most people are ignoring it, thinking it’s just a picture of Demi Moore and her new boyfriend.
(The Real Story) 


 

F on a paperAbout 22 % of California’s 8th-graders passed a national science test, making the state worst in the nation.  School officials say just as sure as water is made up of hydrogen and oxiclean, they’re going to improve their science curriculum.
(The Real Story) 


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 31

magazinesTime magazine released the ballot for its annual Time 100 issue, asking readers to vote for those they think are the most influential.  You know what’s not influential anymore?  Magazines.
(The Real Story) 


 

tigerA South African conservationist and filmmaker is in ICU after being attacked by a tiger.  Making sure tigers have plenty to eat by feeding yourself to them is a terrible way to be a conservationist.
(The Real Story)  


 

Newt GingrichA study shows educated conservatives have grown dramatically skeptical of science over the past 4 decades.  Not only that, based on the fact he won’t pull out of the race, Newt Gingrich doesn’t believe in math either.
(The Real Story) 


 

Robert PattinsonBecause of the mild winter this year, ticks will be a big problem.  They feed off your blood for days.  Oh sure, when Robert Pattinson does it he’s a heartthrob.  Let a tick do it and it’s an icky health crisis.
(The Real Story)  


 

Will FerrellWill Ferrell announced there will be a sequel to “Anchorman.”  Cited as reasons for the sequel; “Land of the Lost,” “Megamind,” “Step Brothers,” and “Semi-Pro.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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