Apr 03

UK victory riotPolice pepper sprayed fans who swarmed the streets near UK, overturning cars and burning couches after beating Louisville in the Final Four.  Fans even organized themselves into brackets to see who the last one arrested would be.
(The Real Story) 


 

Osama bin LadenOne of his wives says Osama bin Laden actually had 5 safe houses, all inside Pakistan.  He would often say, “Hey, how many great Satans does a guy have to bring to its knees to get a little AC around here?!”
(The Real Story)  


 

electric meterSaturday, millions all over the globe turned their lights off for an hour in honor of Earth Hour.  We celebrate it all the time.  It’s called not paying our electric bill.
(The Real Story)  


 

tornadoSome weather offices are testing using words like “mass devastation,” ”unsurvivable” and “catastrophic” in new tornado warnings to get people to pay more attention.  There’s also one called “This tornado’s about to go all Alabama on your ass.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Sarah PalinNBC announced Sarah Palin will co-host “Today” Tuesday.  It’s also expected to be the first time “Today” has ever had a bear-skinning segment.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 24

Obama fiddlingBarack Obama sang again, this time during a concert featuring blues all-stars.  The President sang “Sweet Home Chicago.”  Hey, Nero fiddled while Rome burned…we just happen to have a singer.
(The Real Story) 


 

Jon LovitzRick Santorum stood by comments he made in 2008 about Satan attacking the US, warning the “Father of Lies” has his sights set on us.  Wow, he’s sure being rough on that balloon boy hoax dad.
(The Real Story)  


 

oceanScientists discovered a new type of alien planet, a steamy water world larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.  What would they invade us with, Super Soakers?
(The Real Story)  


 

Black SwanThere’s a booming business now in high-end pawn shops for people who are rich, but who have bad credit.  Customers include hedge-fund managers, bankers, lawyers, doctors and Oscar winners.  Wow, times sure got tough when it was announced there wouldn’t be a “Black Swan 2.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Osama bin LadenYazeed Mohammed Abunayyan made trouble on a Continental flight from Portland to Houston, singing about bin Laden and his hatred of women.  Yazeed’s tunes included “I’m Jihad and I Know It,” and “Moves Like Osama.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Biggest LoserNearly all remaining contestants on “Biggest Loser” walked off the show after a “twist” they say could hurt their shot at the money.  Producers were bringing back previous contestants.  Well, did they at least power walk out on the show?
(The Real Story)


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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