Mar 15

Stiles Files for March 15, 2012

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filet mignonA study found eating a single serving of red meat per day may raise the risk of early death.  Meaning I don’t have to worry, because my meat is brown by the time I get through cooking it.
(The Real Story) 

 

Stephen HawkingStephen Hawking will guest-star on “The Big Bang Theory.”  CBS may use his brilliant mind while they have him to come up with a reason why “2 Broke Girls” is still on the air.
(The Real Story)  

 

RudolphA new high-speed railway in northern Sweden has already killed 200 reindeer in 3 months.  Locals call the train the “meat grinder.”  Thus ends the question of why Santa’s reindeer taught themselves how to fly.
(The Real Story)  

 

first baseAn LA area Little League can keep playing thanks to a $1,200 donation from a strip club near LAX airport.  The strippers feel a kinship with the players in that they both get a lot of singles.
(The Real Story)  

 

spring breakMyrtle Beach based Direct Air suspended all flights because they didn’t pay a fuel bill, leaving many spring break travelers stranded.  Clearly what’s needed is a hybrid jet that runs on fuel and stale beer.
(The Real Story)  

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)
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Aug 17

Stiles Files for August 17, 2011

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The Blog Monologue

 

Teen Choice AwardsAmerican intelligence thinks Pakistan’s spy agency let the Chinese examine the wreckage of the Black Hawk stealth chopper destroyed during the Osama bin Laden strike.  Plus they somehow knew in advance the winners of the Teen Choice Awards.

 

Hot dogOscar Meyer and Ball Park franks went to federal court, where a judge will determine if they broke false-advertising laws.  The fun thing about Ball Park franks is they plump when you sue ‘em.

 

Lady GaGaLady Gaga and her team are going to reinterpret Santa’s workshop and put it on display at Barneys.  The window will feature mannequins dressed in reindeer meat dresses.

 

WalnutsA 19-year-old Palm Bay, FL woman faces charges for beating a man with a wooden nutcracker.  And yes, hilarious ER nurses did designate the man’s bed the Nutcracker Suite.

 

Snooki“Snooki” offered up her predictions for 2012 in the Wall Street Journal.  “I feel like the first thing that’s going to happen is a blackout.  And then everyone freaks out and the world goes crazy.”  Well, if there’s anyone who knows about blacking out, it’s Snooki.

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)

 

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