May 04

Joe BidenAn Obama ex wrote in a journal about him as the relationship ended.  She says his warmth can be deceptive, and when she told him she loved him, he said, “Thank you.”  The worst part was after Obama left, she was required to date Joe Biden.
(The Real Story) 


 

tan momThe NJ mom accused of letting her 5-year-old daughter use a tanning booth denies it.  She also denies telling the girl if she stayed in the room long enough, she’d turn into a yummy cookie.
(The Real Story)  


 

Tyler PerryInvestigators are looking for the cause of the fire that ripped through Tyler Perry’s Atlanta studios.  See all the details in the upcoming motion picture, “Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Burst Into Flames Part 2.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Paula DeanA CA teen is charged with stealing Food Network star Guy Fieri’s yellow Lamborghini from a dealership by repelling down from the roof.  Which coincidentally is how diabetic Paula Dean now sneaks down to her kitchen for cake.
(The Real Story)  


 

Charlotte's WebChina’s pigs create 1.5 million tons of pig poo a year.  So an Australian company is working to turn it into biofuel for cooking and heating.  This is one part of “Charlotte’s Web” I clearly missed.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 07

PinocchioNewly elected Egyptian Islamist lawmaker Anwar el-Balkimy was unceremoniously kicked out of his political party after it was revealed he got a nose job and lied about it.  Hm, that’s not the kind of job our politicians get kicked out of office for getting.
(The Real Story) 


 

The Deer HunterUniversal Pictures Stage Productions is developing a musical based on the 1978 film “National Lampoon’s Animal House.”  I will say it’s got peppier dance numbers than “The Deer Hunter – The Musical.”
(The Real Story)  


 

mom tattooThousands of tattoo devotees pack into a temple in Thailand for an annual festival to renew their tats’ magic.  Men scream while imitating the creatures tattooed on their bodies.  Attendees scream even louder at the annual tattoo removal festival.
(The Real Story)  


 

popcornJoshua Thompson of Detroit hates what theaters charge for concessions.  So he sued AMC to lower prices.  His lawyer says he got tired of being taken advantage of.  He’s also tired of sneaking in a thermos of his own melted popcorn butter in his pants.
(The Real Story) 


 

Uncle BubbaA woman’s suing Paula Deen and her brother for harassment.  She was GM at Uncle Bubba’s in Savannah and says Bubba had porn at work and visited porn sites in the kitchen.  And when the turkey baster came out, everybody ran.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Jan 19

dolphinMine-detecting dolphins may be our best way to keep the Strait of Hormuz near Iran open.  When they find a mine, they drop off a floating marker.  Of course it’s hard to do that in secret because they also like to leap out of the water and ring a bell.
(The Real Story) 


 

lap deskFake iPad 2s made of modeling clay were recently sold at stores in Vancouver.  The stores responded by trying to sell disappointed customers lap desks so the clay wouldn’t stain their pants during usage.
(The Real Story)  


 

Ryan SeacrestResearchers in Egypt found the tomb of an ancient superstar.  A singer for the deity Amun-Ra, the Sun God of ancient Egypt, she’s considered the Lady Ga Ga of her day.  Coincidentally, Lady Ga Ga sings for Ryan Seacrest, the sun God of Los Angeles.
(The Real Story) 


 

Paula DeenPaula Deen is not apologizing for waiting 3 years to disclose she has Type 2 diabetes.  She’ll now be paid to endorse a diabetes drug.  Which she will prepare by soaking in butter, wrapping in raw cookie dough, and swallowing whole with a chaser of half-n-half.
(The Real Story)  


 

astronautThe US pledged to join an EU-led effort to develop a space “code of conduct.”  Rule 1: If the space food makes you gassy, you have to stay in the airlock for at least 3 hours.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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