Apr 03

UK victory riotPolice pepper sprayed fans who swarmed the streets near UK, overturning cars and burning couches after beating Louisville in the Final Four.  Fans even organized themselves into brackets to see who the last one arrested would be.
(The Real Story) 


 

Osama bin LadenOne of his wives says Osama bin Laden actually had 5 safe houses, all inside Pakistan.  He would often say, “Hey, how many great Satans does a guy have to bring to its knees to get a little AC around here?!”
(The Real Story)  


 

electric meterSaturday, millions all over the globe turned their lights off for an hour in honor of Earth Hour.  We celebrate it all the time.  It’s called not paying our electric bill.
(The Real Story)  


 

tornadoSome weather offices are testing using words like “mass devastation,” ”unsurvivable” and “catastrophic” in new tornado warnings to get people to pay more attention.  There’s also one called “This tornado’s about to go all Alabama on your ass.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Sarah PalinNBC announced Sarah Palin will co-host “Today” Tuesday.  It’s also expected to be the first time “Today” has ever had a bear-skinning segment.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 28

bin Laden statuePakistan is done demolishing the 3-story compound where bin Laden was killed, erasing an embarrassing chapter in their history.  They plan to turn it into a park where they will hide a statue of bin Laden.
(The Real Story) 


 

mosquitoAerial drones are in demand by cops, border patrols, news organizations and others.  There are concerns about them crashing, but if one hits somebody in Louisiana they’ll just assume it was a normal sized mosquito.
(The Real Story)  


 

bandits22 Carnival Cruise Lines passengers were robbed during a shore excursion in Puerto Vallarta.  Maybe they can come up with a pirate-themed cruise where passengers get to steal from the locals.
(The Real Story)  


 

David PalmerA SC man was charged with insurance fraud after he and a friend cut another man’s hand off with a pole saw and got over $670,000.  ”You’re in Severed Hands with Allstate.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Kevin FederlineKevin Federline says he hopes that to keep them grounded, sons Sean Preston and Jayden James will work at McDonalds when they’re 16.  Plus that will allow them to spend a lot more time with dad.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Sep 07

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University of MiamiAl-Qaeda took another big hit when Pakistani agents working with the CIA arrested a senior leader.  Al-Qaeda has seen its senior ranks thinned since bin Laden was killed, and they’re the only group that’s done a worse job of recruiting than the University of Miami.


 

wivesUtah’s experiment with a first-in-the-nation 4-day workweek for state workers is over.  It wasn’t saving as much money as hoped.  The next policy they’ll try to enact is you have to work as many days as you have wives.


 

Steven SeagalSteven Seagal denies accusations a family dog was killed during a raid for his reality show, “Steven Seagal Lawman.”  And it’s purely a coincidence Seagal’s next reality show is about him trying out to be quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles.


 

Count ChoculaHundreds of vampire enthusiasts will sail Alaska’s Inside Passage in a vampire-themed cruise.  The lifeboat drill is a bit of a problem.  Everyone jumps off the boat, thinking they can turn into bats.


 

airline mealA woman sat next to her boyfriend’s body for 9 hours after he choked to death on an in-flight meal.  Which is really shocking…that there’s an airline that still serves meals.


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Aug 17

The Blog Monologue

 

Teen Choice AwardsAmerican intelligence thinks Pakistan’s spy agency let the Chinese examine the wreckage of the Black Hawk stealth chopper destroyed during the Osama bin Laden strike.  Plus they somehow knew in advance the winners of the Teen Choice Awards.


 

Hot dogOscar Meyer and Ball Park franks went to federal court, where a judge will determine if they broke false-advertising laws.  The fun thing about Ball Park franks is they plump when you sue ‘em.


 

Lady GaGaLady Gaga and her team are going to reinterpret Santa’s workshop and put it on display at Barneys.  The window will feature mannequins dressed in reindeer meat dresses.


 

WalnutsA 19-year-old Palm Bay, FL woman faces charges for beating a man with a wooden nutcracker.  And yes, hilarious ER nurses did designate the man’s bed the Nutcracker Suite.


 

SnookiSnooki” offered up her predictions for 2012 in the Wall Street Journal.  “I feel like the first thing that’s going to happen is a blackout.  And then everyone freaks out and the world goes crazy.”  Well, if there’s anyone who knows about blacking out, it’s Snooki.


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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