Jan 13

Stiles Files for January 13, 2012

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Stedman GrahamPastor Joel Osteen told Oprah while acting on homosexuality is a sin, gay people will go to heaven.  Oddly, he then went on and on to her about what a handsome man Stedman is.
(The Real Story) 

 

Christina AguilaraThe Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists moved its “Doomsday Clock” to 5 minutes to midnight.  It got closest to midnight when Christina Aguilara was told backstage at “The Voice” she couldn’t have all the ice cream she wanted.
(The Real Story)  

 

Justin Bieber16-year-old Laura Dekker is on the final leg of her solo sailing trip from Cape Town, South Africa, to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten.  She’s on pace to reach port around Jan. 24.  Mostly because she’s been lied to that Justin Bieber is waiting for her there.
(The Real Story)  

 

BeethovenA rare handwritten letter by Beethoven complaining about an eye disorder and not having enough money has turned up.  He was also contemplating changing his name from Ludwig to just “Luda.”
(The Real Story)  

 

hospitalA study confirms hospital rooms are noisy, with noise levels sometimes reaching that of a chainsaw.  The worst noises are when nearby patients find out Medicare isn’t covering half of the procedures they’ve had.
(The Real Story)  

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Aug 05

Stiles Files for August 5, 2011

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The Blog Monologue

 

bunny suitCops in Idaho Falls told a 34-year-old man to stop wearing a bunny suit in public and scaring children.  He hid behind trees and pointed his finger at kids like a gun.  Shows what he knows.  A real rabbit would have threatened to scratch kids mercilessly with his back feet.

 

louis MaggazuA NJ freeholder, 53-year-old democrat Louis Magazzu, resigned after nude photos he sent to a woman with whom he had a long online relationship were posted online.  There was little point in denying it was him since he had “freehold this” and an arrow written on his belly in lipstick.

 

barbecued pigThe TX heat is forcing A&E to call “time out” on a new series about hunting hogs.  “American Hoggers” focuses on the Campbell family, who hunt wild boar.  Temps are so high they’re thinking of just changing it to a show about a family hunting barbecue.

 

preciousOprah and James Earl Jones are going to get honorary Oscars.  Oprah’s will be for how good she would have been had she done the movie “Precious.”

 

puffer fishA Chicago man pleaded guilty to trying to kill his wife with poison from a puffer fish.  She hasn’t left him yet, but at the same time she refuses to go to Red Lobster with him.

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)

 

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