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A recent doomsday prepper convention in SC was a huge success, with 800 people attending.  Bars love it when prepper conventions come to town.  Everybody runs up a huge tab thinking the world will end before they have to pay it.
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Ann Romney declared, “I don’t even consider myself wealthy.”  She also talked about her expensive horse collection.  Lastly, she tried to pay each reporter and cameraman at the event $500 each to forget they were ever there.
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A 4-legged robot known as the Cheetah set a new land speed record for legged robots by running 18 mph on a treadmill.  Scientists say it’s a giant step toward a bold “commute to work by riding piggyback on a robot” future.
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A woman sold a McDonald’s Chicken McNugget that resembles George Washington for $8,100 on eBay.  McDonald’s was even running a promotion that day where with the purchase of a Chicken McNugget, you got to chop down a fried cherry pie.
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Kim Zolciak’s new song is a country ballad called “Love Me First.”  She says the lyrics are autobiographical.  Really?  She sings about screaming at other women and making a living attaching herself to rich men?
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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