Apr 27

ForeignerFormer “Real Housewives” and alleged White House party crasher star Tareq Salahi is running for governor of VA.  His wife Michaele ran off with one of the guys in Journey.  Members of Foreigner are excited to see if these means any cute statehouse interns for them.
(The Real Story) 


 

old manJurors in NY watched footage of a man who allegedly dressed up as his dead mother for 6 years to cash her Social Security checks.  The only time it was awkward was when the old fella she was dating showed up wanting to watch TV and cuddle.
(The Real Story) 


 

Bubba WatsonA gray whale found dead in Puget Sound had a golf ball in its stomach.  After watching the Master’s, it would come as no surprise to me whatsoever that Bubba Watson could make that shot.
(The Real Story)  


 

Donald TrumpDonald Trump appeared before Scotland’s parliament to demand they end plans for an offshore wind farm.  Mostly because they tend to muss his hair.
(The Real Story)  


 

Tim TebowJets QB Tim Tebow has maintained that he’s a virgin.  So AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she’s slept with him.  That’s odd.  It sure looked like he got screwed by the Broncos to me.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 08

doomsday prepperA recent doomsday prepper convention in SC was a huge success, with 800 people attending.  Bars love it when prepper conventions come to town.  Everybody runs up a huge tab thinking the world will end before they have to pay it.
(The Real Story) 


 

Ann RomneyAnn Romney declared, “I don’t even consider myself wealthy.”  She also talked about her expensive horse collection.  Lastly, she tried to pay each reporter and cameraman at the event $500 each to forget they were ever there.
(The Real Story) 


 

robotA 4-legged robot known as the Cheetah set a new land speed record for legged robots by running 18 mph on a treadmill.  Scientists say it’s a giant step toward a bold “commute to work by riding piggyback on a robot” future.
(The Real Story)  


 

George Washington McNuggetA woman sold a McDonald’s Chicken McNugget that resembles George Washington for $8,100 on eBay.  McDonald’s was even running a promotion that day where with the purchase of a Chicken McNugget, you got to chop down a fried cherry pie.
(The Real Story)  


 

Kim ZolchiakKim Zolciak’s new song is a country ballad called “Love Me First.”  She says the lyrics are autobiographical.  Really?  She sings about screaming at other women and making a living attaching herself to rich men?
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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