Apr 27

Stiles Files for April 27, 2012

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ForeignerFormer “Real Housewives” and alleged White House party crasher star Tareq Salahi is running for governor of VA.  His wife Michaele ran off with one of the guys in Journey.  Members of Foreigner are excited to see if these means any cute statehouse interns for them.
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old manJurors in NY watched footage of a man who allegedly dressed up as his dead mother for 6 years to cash her Social Security checks.  The only time it was awkward was when the old fella she was dating showed up wanting to watch TV and cuddle.
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Bubba WatsonA gray whale found dead in Puget Sound had a golf ball in its stomach.  After watching the Master’s, it would come as no surprise to me whatsoever that Bubba Watson could make that shot.
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Donald TrumpDonald Trump appeared before Scotland’s parliament to demand they end plans for an offshore wind farm.  Mostly because they tend to muss his hair.
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Tim TebowJets QB Tim Tebow has maintained that he’s a virgin.  So AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she’s slept with him.  That’s odd.  It sure looked like he got screwed by the Broncos to me.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)
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Oct 05

Stiles Files for October 5, 2011

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The Blog Monologue

 

casketA researcher was awarded the Nobel Prize, 3 days after dying of pancreatic cancer.  The prize was for physics for the man’s groundbreaking work in bad timing.

 

homelessA study shows playing soccer 2-3 times a week could improve health among homeless men.  The game is especially healthy for them, because if they stop moving at any time during it, a cop hassles them for loitering.

 

MadonnaMadonna will be the halftime performer for Super Bowl XLVI.  At 53, she’s actually considered “safe.”  They figure even if she does try to take her clothes off, she moves slow enough they’ll have time to point the cameras somewhere else.

 

raveA rescue chopper spotted a little girl who was lost in the woods thanks to her glow-in the-dark necklace.  She was camping with her family in CA when she wandered off on her own…obviously looking for a rave.

 

kickerMichigan’s Brianna Amat kicked a 31-yard, game-winning field goal for her varsity football team…right after being crowned homecoming queen.  Upon graduating, Brianna plans to play for the NY Jets, where she will harass herself.

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)

 

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Sep 24

Stiles Files for September 24, 2010

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Eddie LongChristian black megachurch leader Bishop Eddie Long of Atlanta is fighting accusations he used jewelry, cars and cash to lure young men into sexual relationships.  His flock consists of athletes, politicians and entertainers…most of whom thankfully no longer need jewelry, cars and cash from Bishop Eddie Long.

Former Iraqi Foreign Minister Tariq Aziz, held in custody indefinitely in Iraq, tells interviewers he’d love to live in Detroit.  He feels his experience in war planning against Iran and the United States qualifies him to be offensive coordinator for the Lions.

Ted KennedyAn author says Titanic hit that iceberg because of a steering error.  Turns out steersman Robert Hitchins just panicked and turned the wrong way.  Just out of curiosity, was Hitchins any relation to Ted Kennedy?

NY JetsThe NFL’s putting together a workplace conduct program after the Jets acted unprofessionally toward a female TV reporter after a game.  Surprisingly, the guys are not only willing, but downright eager to see the film, “How to Handle Breasts in the Locker Room.”

College women are being paid $500 each by KFC to hand out coupons while wearing sweatpants with “Double Down” across their rears.  And you don’t even want to hear how they’re getting college guys to market 2-packs of chicken nuggets.

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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