Apr 06

Lindsay LohanA rocket with a secret payload blasted off in CA.  It’s thought to be an imaging satellite capable of seeing at night and through bad weather.  Or a tracking tool in case Lindsay Lohan ever gets put back on probation.
(The Real Story) 


 

Hunger GamesA debate between Senate candidates in NB got weird when one accused the other of trying to follow his 14-year-old daughter on Twitter.  C’mon, how else is a 63-year-old going to find out how totally awesome “Hunger Games” was?
(The Real Story)  


 

Heidi FleissAnimal Planet has some new shows coming, including “Top Hooker,” which is a fishing competition.  But…a fishing competition hosted by Heidi Fleiss.
(The Real Story)  


 

Sophia VergaraA poll shows 51% of Hispanics don’t like being called “Hispanics.”  And they’re sick of always being asked if they happen to know “Modern Family’s” Sophia Vergara.
(The Real Story)  


 

Ringo StarrRumors persist the Beatles sons are forming a band.  Ringo’s son Zak Starkey is the only one not keen to the idea.  Mostly because Ringo wants the gig himself.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 06

St. Laurence O'TooleOfficials at a Cathedral in Dublin are confused over the theft of the preserved heart of St. Laurence O’Toole, patron saint of Dublin.  I think they should go back and check his horse-drawn cart license.  He agreed to be an organ donor.
(The Real Story) 


 

Dragon space capsuleThe private Dragon space capsule could head for the Space Station as early as next month as part of a $1.6 billion contract with NASA.  NASA is already suspicious the capsule will take a roundabout way so they can run up the meter.
(The Real Story)  


 

croissantA Frenchman took Google to court over a Street View photo showing him urinating in his front yard.  He says it made him the laughingstock of his village.  And thanks to headlines, he’s known all over Europe as “La Petite Croissant.”
(The Real Story)  


 

catTokyo has “cat cafes,” where you can relieve stress by petting a cat and having tea.  But changes to a law puts an 8pm curfew on the public display of cats and dogs.  Would the cats prefer working in Chinese cafes?  Didn’t think so.
(The Real Story)  


 

sheep4,600 sheep were picked for the 2012 World Sheep Shearing Competition in New Zealand.  Sheep outnumber humans 10 to 1 there.  And with that kind of ratio, no wonder the sheep want to look their best with a new haircut.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 25

angry birdsBASE-jumper Jeb Corliss, known as the “Bird Man,” will keep jumping despite barreling into rocks at 120 miles an hour.  If the Bird Man was going to have an accident, you’d think he’d have flown into a clean window.
(The Real Story) 


 

French girlThe French will no longer make single women use the title Mademoiselle.  Some argued it’s sexist.  So I guess they wouldn’t like it here in America where many women carry the title of “my bitches.”
(The Real Story) 


 

MadonnaMadonna’s single “Gimme All Your Luvin’” is a flop, despite launching to an audience of 114 million at the Super Bowl.  On the bright side, the guy who bounced on a wire with his groin has a best-selling DVD out.
(The Real Story)  


 

fur trapperAn OH woman solicited a hit man to shoot or cut the throat of a random fur-wearer.  She wanted them dead within 2 minutes and wanted to be there to hand out leaflets afterward.  Wouldn’t it make more sense to hire a fur-trapper?
(The Real Story)  


 

Charlie SheenA former DC police commander whose special ops unit escorted Charlie Sheen to a show will file a whistleblower suit, alleging he was demoted for saying that was common.  It’s not the kind of escort that usually gets Charlie Sheen in trouble.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 09

Joyful NoiseThe Dunning family of Davis, CA has vowed to do absolutely no discretionary spending for the entire month of February.  That’s a lot to go through just to avoid having to take his wife to go see “Joyful Noise.”
(The Real Story) 


 

Pepe Le PewA new book claims French moms are better than US moms, saying “French children aren’t constantly talking back or engaging in prolonged negotiations.”  They wait until they’re grown up and talking to American tourists to do all that.
(The Real Story)  


 

Human TorchMarvel is updating the origin of the Fantastic Four this week to make it more contemporary.  In the updated version, The Human Torch gets fined by the EPA every time he lights up without first applying for a burn permit.
(The Real Story)  


 

Barbecue RibsJack in the Box has rolled out the Bacon Shake.  It isn’t made with real bacon, but with bacon flavored syrup.  You might want to try it as soon as you finish your barbecue rib Blizzard at Dairy Queen.
(The Real Story)  


 

babyMoms held a rally outside Facebook offices in Austin, staging “nurse-ins” to protest the site’s practice of labeling photos of breastfeeding as obscene.  Instead of using a Facebook Check-in, they’re using a Latch-on.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Jan 12

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Iranian rescueUS sailors rescued some Iranian fishermen for the 2nd time in less than a week.  5 days ago, 13 Iranian fishermen were saved from Somali pirates.  Are they shutting down the Strait of Hormuz by keeping us busy rescuing them?
(The Real Story) 


 

Disney castleA 7-year-old boy with cancer was granted his wish to blow up a massive grain silo in OH.  They were going to take him to Disney World, but he asking where Cindrella’s Castle’s structural weak points were.
(The Real Story) 


 

ScrewdriverA CA woman is suing the maker of Tropicana, saying it’s not “100% pure and natural” as claimed.  She says it’s put through extensive processing, and she demands her orange juice be pure and natural when she puts vodka in it.
(The Real Story) 


 

deep dish pizzaA study found nicotine-replacing gums and patches failed to help smokers who quit stay off cigarettes.  Likewise, duct taping a slice of deep-dish pizza to your back does not curb the desire the eat one.
(The Real Story)  


 

kd langk.d. lang is done with longtime girlfriend Jamie Price.  She’s dissolving their domestic partnership.  k.d. says it’s a very difficult time emotionally, but she fully expects to man up.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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