Feb 24

Stiles Files for February 24, 2012

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Obama fiddlingBarack Obama sang again, this time during a concert featuring blues all-stars.  The President sang “Sweet Home Chicago.”  Hey, Nero fiddled while Rome burned…we just happen to have a singer.
(The Real Story) 

 

Jon LovitzRick Santorum stood by comments he made in 2008 about Satan attacking the US, warning the “Father of Lies” has his sights set on us.  Wow, he’s sure being rough on that balloon boy hoax dad.
(The Real Story)  

 

oceanScientists discovered a new type of alien planet, a steamy water world larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.  What would they invade us with, Super Soakers?
(The Real Story)  

 

Black SwanThere’s a booming business now in high-end pawn shops for people who are rich, but who have bad credit.  Customers include hedge-fund managers, bankers, lawyers, doctors and Oscar winners.  Wow, times sure got tough when it was announced there wouldn’t be a “Black Swan 2.”
(The Real Story)  

 

Osama bin LadenYazeed Mohammed Abunayyan made trouble on a Continental flight from Portland to Houston, singing about bin Laden and his hatred of women.  Yazeed’s tunes included “I’m Jihad and I Know It,” and “Moves Like Osama.”
(The Real Story)  

 

Biggest LoserNearly all remaining contestants on “Biggest Loser” walked off the show after a “twist” they say could hurt their shot at the money.  Producers were bringing back previous contestants.  Well, did they at least power walk out on the show?
(The Real Story)

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)
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Sep 08

Stiles Files for September 8, 2011

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The Blog Monologue

 

Adam LevineNokia has offered up $10,000 to the person who can create a new jingle for their ringtone.  5 finalists will be chosen by the public, and 5 chosen by a “professional jury.”  I don’t trust the opinion of anyone who’s not in Maroon 5.

 

Ben FlajnikBen Flajnik, who unsuccessfully proposed to Ashley on “The Bachelorette,” will be the next “Bachelor.”  He’s a 28-year-old northern CA winemaker.  What more do you need to know other than that he comes with all the free wine you can drink and takes rejection well?

 

Rebecca BlackAmericans have been voted the world’s “coolest nationality” in an international poll.  Um…did the judges not see Rebecca Black’s “Friday” video?

 

TSAA decomposed body was found stuffed inside a suitcase on a Bronx street.  Any TSA agent will tell you, all decomposing bodies must be put in see-through plastic containers and sent separately through the x-ray machine.

 

ShrekEddie Murphy will host the 2012 Oscars.  He signed on once given assurance Mike Myers would not be in the audience screaming things out at him in his Shrek voice.

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)

 

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