The Blog Monologue

 

Homeland Security will roll out a different airport pat-down policy for kids under 12.  They won’t have to take their shoes off anymore.  And the latex gloves they wear will have pictures of Dora the Explorer on them!

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It’s unclear if Susan Lucci will be a part of an attempt to move “All My Children” online.  Since webisodes would be just 10 minutes long, it’s estimated Erika Kane would have close to 59 husbands per month.

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Iran banned TV shows showing half-naked men and love triangles.  Iran TV shows mostly religious and government shows, like “Dancing With the Imams,” “Extreme Makeover Holding Cell Edition,” “So You Think You Can Wear Whatever You Want,” “30 Rocks Thrown At You,” “America’s Got Infidels,” “The Big Bang Theory for Peaceful Energy Purposes Only,” and “How I Banished Your Mother.”

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Legislation in San Francisco to keep birds from killing themselves on high-rise windows passed a committee.  Some suggest taking it in phases and first passing a law against laughing at birds that fly into windows.

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A CA woman says her dog was prescribed to her by her doctor for emotional support, but was lost at Six Flags when workers rescued it from her hot car.  Her emotional support must now come from Bugs Bunny and The Justice League.

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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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