Apr 27

ForeignerFormer “Real Housewives” and alleged White House party crasher star Tareq Salahi is running for governor of VA.  His wife Michaele ran off with one of the guys in Journey.  Members of Foreigner are excited to see if these means any cute statehouse interns for them.
(The Real Story) 


 

old manJurors in NY watched footage of a man who allegedly dressed up as his dead mother for 6 years to cash her Social Security checks.  The only time it was awkward was when the old fella she was dating showed up wanting to watch TV and cuddle.
(The Real Story) 


 

Bubba WatsonA gray whale found dead in Puget Sound had a golf ball in its stomach.  After watching the Master’s, it would come as no surprise to me whatsoever that Bubba Watson could make that shot.
(The Real Story)  


 

Donald TrumpDonald Trump appeared before Scotland’s parliament to demand they end plans for an offshore wind farm.  Mostly because they tend to muss his hair.
(The Real Story)  


 

Tim TebowJets QB Tim Tebow has maintained that he’s a virgin.  So AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she’s slept with him.  That’s odd.  It sure looked like he got screwed by the Broncos to me.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 18

Apple MacApple released a developer preview of an update for the Mac operating system, dubbed “Mountain Lion.”  The name was chosen after the other candidate, “Overpriced Ostrich” was rejected.
(The Real Story) 


 

diving horseAtlantic City’s Steel Pier is dropping a plan to bring back the legendary attraction from the 1920’s that featured a horse and a rider plunging into a 12-foot-deep water tank from 40 feet.  Wow, thanks for spoiling the ending to Steven Spielberg’s “Warhorse” for me.
(The Real Story)  


 

Wile E. Coyote36-year-old Ludovic Masciave was driving in the French Alps when a 20-ton boulder crashed onto the roof of his car.  Officials were stunned he survived until they found out his grandfather was Wile E. Coyote.
(The Real Story)  


 

Def LeppardWhite House party crasher Tareq Salahi sued wife Michaele, claiming she had an affair with Journey guitarist Neil Schon to make money for herself and the band.  Also, she’s being sued by Def Leppard and Foreigner for not dating anyone in their bands, thereby depriving them of publicity.
(The Real Story)  


 

Niagara FallsCanada agreed to let a member of the Flying Wallendas try a tightrope walk over Niagara Falls this summer.  The family gained legitimate fame back in the 60’s once they changed their name from the “Falling Wallendas.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Nov 02

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Herman CainHerman Cain is grappling with sexual harassment charges from when he was head of the National Restaurant Assoc. in the 90s.  I don’t think “you need more meat on that” counts as harassment if you’re head of a pizza company.
(The Real Story)


BambiOfficials in the FL Everglades caught and killed a giant python that just swallowed an entire 76 lb. adult deer.  Okay, well there’s at least one way other than a fire for Bambi’s mom to die that would traumatize kids for generations.
(The Real Story)


OprahJoe Biden says he’s going to be Obama’s running mate.  But if he isn’t, a new poll shows people want Hillary.  Even Oprah’s on the list.  Which, if Oprah were VP, we’d be required by law to read the books she picks out for us.
(The Real Story)


Men Without HatsFormer Journey lead singer Steve Perry says despite renewed interest, a reunion probably ain’t gonna happen.  In a related story, all the members of “Men Without Hats” say they will reunite anywhere, for any reason, music-related or not.
(The Real Story)


RiceChinese researchers think they found a way to make large quantities of a blood protein from ordinary grains of rice.  And if you use the convenient boil-in-a-bag kind, you can hang it right up on the IV pole.
(The Real Story)


Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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Aug 10

The Blog Monologue

 

verizon45,000 Verizon workers are on strike over labor issues.  Workers were informed they cannot strike without a data plan, and cannot reduce the number of minutes they’re striking without being forced to give up their friends & family feature.


 

Yoko OnoCNN’s Piers Morgan said of phone hacking he once heard a tape of a message Paul McCartney left ex Heather Mills after a fight.  You know it’s a serious fight when you hear Paul blurt out, “Why can’t you be more like Yoko?!”


 

Nicki MinajABC News is apologizing for a wardrobe malfunction that gave singer Nicki Minaj a nationwide nip shot on “Good Morning America.”  It’s all part of Good Morning America’s “Porn in the Park” summer series.


 

GleeGlee” producer Ryan Murphy is co-creator of an FX series, “American Horror Story” about a family that moves to LA from Boston but their house is haunted.  However, the ghosts sing covers of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing,” so it should be a huge hit.


 

Stuart LittleResearchers in Japan used embryonic stem cells to grow healthy mouse sperm on lab dishes, a development which could help treat human infertility.  Hey, they don’t call him “Stuart Little” because he’s a potent, fertile stud.


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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