Mar 28

bunny rabbitHerman Cain’s new ad has a little girl flinging a bunny into the air with a catapult, where a man blasts it with a shotgun to show the frailty of small business.  After it aired, 5 women came forward claiming the rabbit hit on them at a convention.
(The Real Story) 


 

Dee-LiteAfter meeting with Russian President Dmitri Medvedev, Obama was caught on mic saying he’d have “more flexibility” to deal with missile defense after he’s re-elected.  Reporters also caught the two men singing Dee-Lite’s “Groove is in the Heart” on karaoke when they walked in.
(The Real Story) 


 

redneckFarmersOnly.com, a dating site just for farmers, has over 200,000 subscribers.  It’s a big help to singles in sparsely populated areas.  And a bigger help to animals who get nervous every time a lonely farm boy heads their way.
(The Real Story)


 

handshakeAn unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work.  The irony is, he’s a hand model and must report to work immediately.
(The Real Story) 


 

old coupleSpace Station astronauts had to jump into emergency escape pods due to the threat of space junk that missed by just 9 miles.  If you live within 9 miles of your parents, you know just how close that is.
(The Real Story)


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 20

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An IA high school wrestler favored to win his weight class defaulted on his first-round state tournament match rather than face one of the first girls to ever qualify for the event.  Most states require girls to wrestle boys.  Which adequately prepares them to one day be on Jerry Springer.


Experts say not enough people are taking the security of their smartphones seriously.  They suggest things like activating its password lock and making your password tougher.  What’s the use?  No matter what password I use, Watson the Jeopardy-playing computer will figure it out.


The Equal Employment Opportunity Commission is finding out hiring discrimination against the unemployed is running rampant.  They won’t even talk to you if you’ve been out of work over 6 months.  Apparently skills such as History Channel watching, wearing a robe for 4 days straight and staring at phones that never ring aren’t widely sought after.


The Commerce Dept. says up to 1 in 10 Americans can’t get Internet connections fast enough for common tasks.  And just 4% of libraries have connections faster than 25mbs.  Those living in rural areas without broadband can go to www.stickyourheadoutthewindow andhollerattheyoungnsitsdinnertime.gov.


Lonely astronauts on the space station may soon get a talking humanoid robot from Japan.   It would monitor their health and provide astronauts with “comfort and companionship.”  Anyone will tell you, when there’s a woman up there, lonely astronauts can be all robot-arms.


Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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