Apr 24

fireA super energy saving LED bulb from Philips, said to last over 20 years, went on sale online and in stores for $50.  They will next start working on wood-burning hi-def TV’s.
(The Real Story) 


 

old ladyIran says it recovered data from our spy drone that went down there last year, and they’re building a copy of it.  It’s the geo-political version of accidentally throwing your Frisbee into an old lady’s yard who won’t give it back.
(The Real Story)  


 

Coca-Cola polar bearExperts in New Zealand say Natasha Harris’ 2-gallon-a-day Coca-Cola consumption “probably” contributed to her death.  The good news is that obviously, she had enough Coke Reward Points to pay for the whole funeral.
(The Real Story)  


 

Cesar Millan“Dog Whisperer” host Cesar Millan’s divorce was finalized.  Cesar cited among reasons for the divorce his inability to establish himself as the alpha-male.
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David Copperfield“American Idol” Season 5 winner Taylor Hicks is getting his own short-term show on the Vegas Strip.  He’s the first winner or finalist to secure such a gig.  Well, it’s not exactly his show.  He sings 1 song while David Copperfield cuts him in half.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 08

drag queenGoldman Sachs’ Lloyd Blankfein became the first major CEO to support same-sex marriage.  Probably not coincidentally, “Sachs Goldman” is his drag queen name.
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Malcolm XA Brown college student found a previously lost audiotape of Malcolm X’s 1961 address there.  He argued black Americans couldn’t wait for white Americans to offer them equality.  What he did not do was break into an Al Green song.
(The Real Story)  


 

Dairy Queen“Dr. Oz” has over 1 million participating in his “transformation nation” effort.  There are 7 steps, including: get moral support, join Weight Watchers, and learn your family health history.  Which step is “Go to Dairy Queen to celebrate”?
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Baseball playerNaked and Famous Denim is now selling a line of “scratch-n-sniff” men’s jeans that will smell like raspberry candy when scratched.  They should get baseball players to endorse them.  Nobody scratches their pants more than them.
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Michael JacksonA 9-year-old MN boy was suspended for grabbing his crotch during a rendition of Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” at a school lip-sync fundraiser.  Actually, grabbing the crotch of a 9-year-old boy is a dead-on accurate impression of Michael Jackson.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Jan 13

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Stedman GrahamPastor Joel Osteen told Oprah while acting on homosexuality is a sin, gay people will go to heaven.  Oddly, he then went on and on to her about what a handsome man Stedman is.
(The Real Story) 


 

Christina AguilaraThe Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists moved its “Doomsday Clock” to 5 minutes to midnight.  It got closest to midnight when Christina Aguilara was told backstage at “The Voice” she couldn’t have all the ice cream she wanted.
(The Real Story)  


 

Justin Bieber16-year-old Laura Dekker is on the final leg of her solo sailing trip from Cape Town, South Africa, to the Caribbean island of St. Maarten.  She’s on pace to reach port around Jan. 24.  Mostly because she’s been lied to that Justin Bieber is waiting for her there.
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BeethovenA rare handwritten letter by Beethoven complaining about an eye disorder and not having enough money has turned up.  He was also contemplating changing his name from Ludwig to just “Luda.”
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hospitalA study confirms hospital rooms are noisy, with noise levels sometimes reaching that of a chainsaw.  The worst noises are when nearby patients find out Medicare isn’t covering half of the procedures they’ve had.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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