Mar 28

Stiles Files for March 28, 2012

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bunny rabbitHerman Cain’s new ad has a little girl flinging a bunny into the air with a catapult, where a man blasts it with a shotgun to show the frailty of small business.  After it aired, 5 women came forward claiming the rabbit hit on them at a convention.
(The Real Story) 

 

Dee-LiteAfter meeting with Russian President Dmitri Medvedev, Obama was caught on mic saying he’d have “more flexibility” to deal with missile defense after he’s re-elected.  Reporters also caught the two men singing Dee-Lite’s “Groove is in the Heart” on karaoke when they walked in.
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redneckFarmersOnly.com, a dating site just for farmers, has over 200,000 subscribers.  It’s a big help to singles in sparsely populated areas.  And a bigger help to animals who get nervous every time a lonely farm boy heads their way.
(The Real Story)

 

handshakeAn unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work.  The irony is, he’s a hand model and must report to work immediately.
(The Real Story) 

 

old coupleSpace Station astronauts had to jump into emergency escape pods due to the threat of space junk that missed by just 9 miles.  If you live within 9 miles of your parents, you know just how close that is.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Jan 18

Stiles Files for January 18, 2012

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Mr. BubbleA study warns use of legal street drugs known as “bath salts” can lead to flesh-eating disease.  No thanks.  I just came out of rehab for Mr. Bubble last week.
(The Real Story) 

 

checkersThe founder of Cracker Barrel, Dan Evins, has died at 76.  Visitation is from 9 to noon, and visitors are invited to play checkers on the casket.
(The Real Story)  

 

Herman CainIn SC, Mitt Romney took out his wallet and handed an unemployed woman waiting to shake his hand a wad of cash.  She won’t say how much.  Now see?  If Herman Cain had given her all that money, he’d have gotten something from her in return!
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BeyonceA newly discovered horse fly in Australia has such a beautiful golden-haired hind end, it was named Beyonce.  Apparently, it spun off from another species called Destiny’s Maggots.
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chuck e. cheese game tokensA MI grandmother is in the hospital after being assaulted at Chuck E. Cheese’s for telling customers at a nearby table to clean up their language.  The family is suing for 30,000 game tokens.
(The Real Story)  

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Dec 01

Stiles Files for December 1, 2011

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Herman CainHerman Cain is reportedly considering ending his presidential bid after a woman emerged claiming a 13-year affair.  He was with her the whole time he was battling cancer?  That’s one hell of a Make-a-Wish Foundation request.
(The Real Story)

 

sleeping manResearch shows dreams help us recover from a bad day.  The brain uses that time to process emotional experiences in a “safe” environment.  I’d hardly call being at work without any pants on a “safe environment.”
(The Real Story)

 

babyA woman gave birth in a restroom at Baltimore’s airport right after arriving on a flight.  She held out for fear of being charged on board for the extra ticket.
(The Real Story)

 

Melissa EtheridgeMies Contatiner, a new restaurant in South Korea, has all male staffers dressed as macho construction workers.  Mies Contatiner translates in English to “Melissa Etheridge is never going to eat here.”
(The Real Story)

 

Joel Osteen“Survivor’s” Mark Burnett is teaming up with Joel Osteen for a network show.  There’ll be a tribal council like on “Survivor,” except they’re going to call it “Judgment Day.”
(The Real Story)

 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Nov 02

Stiles Files for November 2, 2011

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Herman CainHerman Cain is grappling with sexual harassment charges from when he was head of the National Restaurant Assoc. in the 90s.  I don’t think “you need more meat on that” counts as harassment if you’re head of a pizza company.
(The Real Story)

BambiOfficials in the FL Everglades caught and killed a giant python that just swallowed an entire 76 lb. adult deer.  Okay, well there’s at least one way other than a fire for Bambi’s mom to die that would traumatize kids for generations.
(The Real Story)

OprahJoe Biden says he’s going to be Obama’s running mate.  But if he isn’t, a new poll shows people want Hillary.  Even Oprah’s on the list.  Which, if Oprah were VP, we’d be required by law to read the books she picks out for us.
(The Real Story)

Men Without HatsFormer Journey lead singer Steve Perry says despite renewed interest, a reunion probably ain’t gonna happen.  In a related story, all the members of “Men Without Hats” say they will reunite anywhere, for any reason, music-related or not.
(The Real Story)

RiceChinese researchers think they found a way to make large quantities of a blood protein from ordinary grains of rice.  And if you use the convenient boil-in-a-bag kind, you can hang it right up on the IV pole.
(The Real Story)

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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