Mar 27

Dick CheneyDick Cheney is recovering after undergoing heart transplant surgery.  The donated heart didn’t even have to be thawed when it came out of the cooler as it matched the temperature of Cheney’s old one.
(The Real Story) 


 

rainbowAtheists gathered on the National Mall for a rally.  They equated coming out as a non-believer with coming out as being gay.  But since the rainbow has already been used as a symbol by both God and gays, they’re out of luck.
(The Real Story)  


 

SnookiGallagher is done performing live, saying his job was like “baby-sitting people who can’t handle alcohol.”  As opposed to the producer of “Jersey Shore,” whose job IS to baby-sit people who can’t handle alcohol.
(The Real Story)  


 

Spice GirlsA Denver woman faked mental illness to avoid jury duty.  She dressed oddly, claimed to have PTSD, and said crazy things like, “the Spice Girls are still every bit as attractive as they were in the 90’s.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Chris BrownA marriage guide advising Muslim men how to beat their wives is a big seller.  It says the wife can’t leave the house without permission, and the man can hit her with a stick or pull her by the ears.  The book can be found by its alternate title, “The Chris Brown Story.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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