Mar 16

Bridget JonesObama and British Prime Minister David Cameron agreed on the plan to withdraw forces from Afghanistan by 2014 and keep pressure on Iran over its nuclear program.  They also agreed there shouldn’t be any more Bridget Jones movies.
(The Real Story) 


 

Home ImprovementPrince Harry says sometimes he and Prince William wish they were just normal instead of royals.  If he wants to be completely ignored, maybe he should disguise himself as one of the child actors from “Home Improvement.”
(The Real Story) 


 

mammothSouth Korean and Russian scientists are planning to bring the woolly mammoth back to life using an elephant egg.  What you’re left with is a mammal that’s terrified of mice but can at least stab them through the heart with their tusks.
(The Real Story)  


 

cowDairy cows everywhere are mourning the loss of “Jocko,” the world’s 3rd most-potent breeding bull.  He left behind as many as 400,000 kids after a 17-year career.  Jocko’s favorite move was “the milkshake.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Mary Todd LincolnBobblehead dolls of Abe Lincoln assassin John Wilkes Booth have been pulled from the Gettysburg visitor’s center bookstore as being inappropriate.  Guess the Mary Todd Lincoln “Wacky Taffy” isn’t going over well either, huh?
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Nov 02

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“Saw 3D,” was #1 at the box office.  Saw has been running 7 years and is of a genre referred to as “torture-porn.”  ”The Munsters” was never like that, but then again you never saw everything Grampa was doing down there in that basement of his.


Alexandria Mills, a soft-spoken 18-year-old from Louisville, was the surprise winner of the Miss World pageant.  She beat out Botswana and Venezuela.  She was a surprise winner because she thought she had entered the Miss Boll Weevil pageant.


No less than a dozen companies offer ghost tours of Gettysburg.  Some 7,000 soldiers were killed there.  A guide said, “A lot of them don’t know they are dead.  A lot of them still think they are fighting.”  It’s a little confusing because once you’re a ghost, nobody can tell if you’re blue or gray.


A major exhibit on Harry Houdini opened in NYC.  Contraptions, as well as his private diaries, which have never been shown before, are included.  The diaries have never been shown because of entries such as “Dear diary, put handcuffs on myself and chained up my feet.  I find it oddly erotic.”


The U. of Iowa admitted violations tied to high school recruits meeting Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore during an Iowa game last month.  Not to mention, we don’t think it was football Demi was trying to recruit the high school seniors for.


Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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