Apr 19

GSAThe Secret Service officials accused of misconduct in Colombia bragged about working for Obama, drank expensive whiskey and ordered the most expensive prostitutes available.  Where do they think they work, the GSA?
(The Real Story) 


 

tortoiseNewt Gingrich got bit by a penguin at the Saint Louis Zoo.  In 1995, he was bitten on the chin by a baby cougar.  If he wants to stop getting bit by animals, he needs to stop referring to himself as the tortoise in this race.
(The Real Story)  


 

Daphne Selfe83-year-old model Daphne Selfe is still working.  She started back in the 1950’s when you could wear fur and smoke.  At that age, you’re looking for a casting couch just so you can get off your feet.
(The Real Story)  


 

NFLLast year, almost 1,800 people renounced their US citizenship, a record number.  You renounce your American citizenship, of course, by publicly stating you don’t like football.
(The Real Story) 


 

Cops“The Bachelor” is getting sued by 2 black plaintiffs who were pulled aside and left out of the normal audition process.  Even more insulting, they sent them down the hall to audition for “Cops.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 25

angry birdsBASE-jumper Jeb Corliss, known as the “Bird Man,” will keep jumping despite barreling into rocks at 120 miles an hour.  If the Bird Man was going to have an accident, you’d think he’d have flown into a clean window.
(The Real Story) 


 

French girlThe French will no longer make single women use the title Mademoiselle.  Some argued it’s sexist.  So I guess they wouldn’t like it here in America where many women carry the title of “my bitches.”
(The Real Story) 


 

MadonnaMadonna’s single “Gimme All Your Luvin’” is a flop, despite launching to an audience of 114 million at the Super Bowl.  On the bright side, the guy who bounced on a wire with his groin has a best-selling DVD out.
(The Real Story)  


 

fur trapperAn OH woman solicited a hit man to shoot or cut the throat of a random fur-wearer.  She wanted them dead within 2 minutes and wanted to be there to hand out leaflets afterward.  Wouldn’t it make more sense to hire a fur-trapper?
(The Real Story)  


 

Charlie SheenA former DC police commander whose special ops unit escorted Charlie Sheen to a show will file a whistleblower suit, alleging he was demoted for saying that was common.  It’s not the kind of escort that usually gets Charlie Sheen in trouble.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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