Oct 26

Stiles Files for October 26, 2011

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The Blog Monologue

recycling5 to 20 million tons of debris sucked into the Pacific after Japan’s tsunami will approach the US West Coast in the next 3 years.  And what’s more, once it gets here, CA is going to force you to separate the recyclables.
(The Real Story)

Mr. BeanNetflix will offer online subscriptions to the UK and Ireland.  Naturally, the only titles available for streaming will be “Fawlty Towers” and “Mr. Bean.”
(The Real Story)

babyMarni Kotak wants to give birth in a Brooklyn art gallery as performance art.  If you only have time to catch the matinee, all you’ll see is her water break.
(The Real Story)

nbcNBC has fallen further behind competitors this fall.  NBC has been stuck in 4th place since “Friends” left the air in 2004.  Even the peacock cut a deal and left for Animal Planet.
(The Real Story)

Spin DoctorsWhile Madonna lives in her newly renovated $32 million NYC townhouse with homes in LA and London, her brother lives under a bridge in MI.  On the bright side, he has the lead singer of The Spin Doctors there to keep him company.
(The Real Story)

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)

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Aug 24

Stiles Files for August 24, 2010

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(Delayed 24 hours for radio/TV clients)

EpcotA woman who accused Disneyland of discrimination for refusing to let her wear a Muslim head scarf at work won’t wear the hat they specially designed for her instead.  She’s now being transferred to the new Hezbollah section of the World Pavilion at Epcot.

YogiA declawed, defanged bear chained to a stake is forced up on its hind legs by hunting dogs.  It’s called “bear baying,” and it’s to make bears taller and easier to shoot.  And if you’ve never participated in “declawed, defanged bear season” in SC, you’re missing an incredibly easy treat.

David SchwimmerJennifer Aniston will pay a visit to Courteney Cox on the season debut of “Cougar Town” next month.  Interestingly, on “Friends,” Ross and Rachel were on a break.  And now, David Schwimmer and acting are on a break.

Killer WhaleOSHA fined SeaWorld $75,000 in the Feb. death of a trainer.  It suggests trainers not have physical contact with killer whales, in or out of the water, unless protected by a physical barrier.  A little cruel to have killer whales jump over trainers and smack into a giant wall of plexiglass, but it might be entertaining.

VuvuzelaThe “vuvuzela” is now in the Oxford Dictionary of English.  Meanwhile, where other people at the stadium want to shove the vuvuzela has made it into the New England Journal of Medicine.

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

©2010, The Stiles Company, LLC
www.mikestiles.com

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