Apr 24

Stiles Files for April 24, 2012

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fireA super energy saving LED bulb from Philips, said to last over 20 years, went on sale online and in stores for $50.  They will next start working on wood-burning hi-def TV’s.
(The Real Story) 

 

old ladyIran says it recovered data from our spy drone that went down there last year, and they’re building a copy of it.  It’s the geo-political version of accidentally throwing your Frisbee into an old lady’s yard who won’t give it back.
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Coca-Cola polar bearExperts in New Zealand say Natasha Harris’ 2-gallon-a-day Coca-Cola consumption “probably” contributed to her death.  The good news is that obviously, she had enough Coke Reward Points to pay for the whole funeral.
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Cesar Millan“Dog Whisperer” host Cesar Millan’s divorce was finalized.  Cesar cited among reasons for the divorce his inability to establish himself as the alpha-male.
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David Copperfield“American Idol” Season 5 winner Taylor Hicks is getting his own short-term show on the Vegas Strip.  He’s the first winner or finalist to secure such a gig.  Well, it’s not exactly his show.  He sings 1 song while David Copperfield cuts him in half.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 28

Stiles Files for February 28, 2012

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bin Laden statuePakistan is done demolishing the 3-story compound where bin Laden was killed, erasing an embarrassing chapter in their history.  They plan to turn it into a park where they will hide a statue of bin Laden.
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mosquitoAerial drones are in demand by cops, border patrols, news organizations and others.  There are concerns about them crashing, but if one hits somebody in Louisiana they’ll just assume it was a normal sized mosquito.
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bandits22 Carnival Cruise Lines passengers were robbed during a shore excursion in Puerto Vallarta.  Maybe they can come up with a pirate-themed cruise where passengers get to steal from the locals.
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David PalmerA SC man was charged with insurance fraud after he and a friend cut another man’s hand off with a pole saw and got over $670,000.  ”You’re in Severed Hands with Allstate.”
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Kevin FederlineKevin Federline says he hopes that to keep them grounded, sons Sean Preston and Jayden James will work at McDonalds when they’re 16.  Plus that will allow them to spend a lot more time with dad.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Dec 15

Stiles Files for December 15, 2011

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doctor3 docs put out a book, “Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be.”  It includes items like 4 Barbie doll heads, light bulbs, tools, cell phones, and reading glasses.  The book features patients who, not coincidentally, request a colonoscopy 7 times a year.
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old ladyIran rejected Obama’s request they give us our secret spy drone back.  Iranian news agencies ridiculed and had great fun with Obama’s plea.  Iran is the international version of the crazy old lady who won’t give your football back when it goes into her yard.
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Kim KardashianA Verizon “emergency” alert went out Monday, texted to wireless customers in NJ, that said there was a civil emergency and everyone should take shelter immediately.  It was meant to be a test but somebody forgot to label it as such.  Kind of like a Kardashian marriage.
(The Real Story)

 

Drew BreesNew Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees is making a special appearance on “Sesame Street.”  Elmo counts out Brees’ annual salary in a segment that will be spread out over 289 episodes.
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car crashThe National Transportation Safety Board called for a nationwide ban on the use of cell phones and text messaging devices while driving.  It would not apply to hands-free devices.  And no, it’s not the car that’s a hands-free device.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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