Dec 15

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doctor3 docs put out a book, “Stuck Up! 100 Objects Inserted and Ingested in Places They Shouldn’t Be.”  It includes items like 4 Barbie doll heads, light bulbs, tools, cell phones, and reading glasses.  The book features patients who, not coincidentally, request a colonoscopy 7 times a year.
(The Real Story)


 

old ladyIran rejected Obama’s request they give us our secret spy drone back.  Iranian news agencies ridiculed and had great fun with Obama’s plea.  Iran is the international version of the crazy old lady who won’t give your football back when it goes into her yard.
(The Real Story)


 

Kim KardashianA Verizon “emergency” alert went out Monday, texted to wireless customers in NJ, that said there was a civil emergency and everyone should take shelter immediately.  It was meant to be a test but somebody forgot to label it as such.  Kind of like a Kardashian marriage.
(The Real Story)


 

Drew BreesNew Orleans Saints QB Drew Brees is making a special appearance on “Sesame Street.”  Elmo counts out Brees’ annual salary in a segment that will be spread out over 289 episodes.
(The Real Story)


 

car crashThe National Transportation Safety Board called for a nationwide ban on the use of cell phones and text messaging devices while driving.  It would not apply to hands-free devices.  And no, it’s not the car that’s a hands-free device.
(The Real Story)


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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