Apr 27

ForeignerFormer “Real Housewives” and alleged White House party crasher star Tareq Salahi is running for governor of VA.  His wife Michaele ran off with one of the guys in Journey.  Members of Foreigner are excited to see if these means any cute statehouse interns for them.
(The Real Story) 


 

old manJurors in NY watched footage of a man who allegedly dressed up as his dead mother for 6 years to cash her Social Security checks.  The only time it was awkward was when the old fella she was dating showed up wanting to watch TV and cuddle.
(The Real Story) 


 

Bubba WatsonA gray whale found dead in Puget Sound had a golf ball in its stomach.  After watching the Master’s, it would come as no surprise to me whatsoever that Bubba Watson could make that shot.
(The Real Story)  


 

Donald TrumpDonald Trump appeared before Scotland’s parliament to demand they end plans for an offshore wind farm.  Mostly because they tend to muss his hair.
(The Real Story)  


 

Tim TebowJets QB Tim Tebow has maintained that he’s a virgin.  So AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she’s slept with him.  That’s odd.  It sure looked like he got screwed by the Broncos to me.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 14

Leonardo da VinciThey think they’ve found traces of a Leonardo Da Vinci masterpiece on a hidden wall in Italy unseen in over 400 years.  They’re sure it’s his because the outside of the wall was tagged with graffiti by Da Vinci’s gang, “Da Renaissance Boyz.”
(The Real Story) 


 

Henry KissingerLove notes to Pat from Richard Nixon read, “Every day and every night I want to see you and be with you.  Let’s read books in front of fires.”  Same thing he wrote Kissinger after their China trip.
(The Real Story)  


 

swiss cheeseThe Swiss rejected a minimum 6 weeks paid holiday per year.  Right now they get 4 weeks.  That’s why there are holes in their cheese, they don’t work enough days to fill them in.
(The Real Story)  


 

phoneA new device grabs the wind power in a mask and converts it into electricity to run small devices.  Who’d have thought heavy-breathing perverts making phone calls could be a source of American energy?
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MeatloafDonald Trump’s sons went hunting in Africa, angering wildlife enthusiasts with photos of their kills.  Experts knew they were practicing for something when they took down Meatloaf with a tranquilizer dart during last season’s “Celebrity Apprentice.”
(The Real Story) 


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 16

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Over 4 out of 10 American millionaires say they don’t feel rich.  That would take at least $7.5 million.  You know what makes you feel really rich?  Giving me a million dollars.


 

“Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock” by Sammy Hagar is indeed a tell-all.  The ex-Van Halen frontman says they set up tents under the stage where they’d knock it out with hand-picked women rounded up by roadies.  Now, at 63, the only tents set up for him under the stage are oxygen tents.


 

China passed Britain as the world’s second largest art and antiques market last year.  Chinese consumers are driving growth in many luxury sectors.  One way to get back at them is for artists to start using lead-based paint like they do on the toys they ship to us.


 

Remains of a revered French nun who died over 100 years ago have traveled the world, even gone into space.  Now St. Therese of Lisieux is in the Holy Land.  She travels in a gold-adorned wooden box.  Otherwise she’d have to go through security in a small, see-through plastic baggie.


 

Donald Trump will not have “Celebrity Apprentice” contestant Dionne Warwick’s support if he runs for president.  But she will be able to get Burt Bacharach to perform a smooth lounge version of “Hail to the Chief” should he get elected.


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Jan 25

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Should a Walmart be built near a Civil War site in VA?  The proposed Walmart is near the site of the Battle of the Wilderness, a turning point in the war.  Some history books even say they had an elderly greeter at that battle.


The younger sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen is breaking into showbiz with 2 films at Sundance.  At 118 lbs., Elizabeth Olsen is known as the “chunky” one.


Ivory Wave, Bliss, Red Dove and Vanilla Sky are sold as bath salts.  They’re really dangerous chemicals as powerful as meth.  Not only that, I’ve had a suspicion for years Mr. Bubble is a pusher.


In the first ever “straw poll” of NH Republican party committee members, Sarah Palin came in 4th.  Donald Trump got 1.09%, just behind “other” at 1.81%.  Sen. Harry Reid immediately said “other” is an ideologue and obstructionist who’s preventing real bipartisanship and progress.


A doctor in New Zealand treated a woman after she was partially paralyzed by a hickey.  A clot went to her heart and caused a minor stroke.  She’s okay now, so I’m sure Fonzie will be relieved he’s free of any liability.


Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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