Mar 15

filet mignonA study found eating a single serving of red meat per day may raise the risk of early death.  Meaning I don’t have to worry, because my meat is brown by the time I get through cooking it.
(The Real Story) 


 

Stephen HawkingStephen Hawking will guest-star on “The Big Bang Theory.”  CBS may use his brilliant mind while they have him to come up with a reason why “2 Broke Girls” is still on the air.
(The Real Story)  


 

RudolphA new high-speed railway in northern Sweden has already killed 200 reindeer in 3 months.  Locals call the train the “meat grinder.”  Thus ends the question of why Santa’s reindeer taught themselves how to fly.
(The Real Story)  


 

first baseAn LA area Little League can keep playing thanks to a $1,200 donation from a strip club near LAX airport.  The strippers feel a kinship with the players in that they both get a lot of singles.
(The Real Story)  


 

spring breakMyrtle Beach based Direct Air suspended all flights because they didn’t pay a fuel bill, leaving many spring break travelers stranded.  Clearly what’s needed is a hybrid jet that runs on fuel and stale beer.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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