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New Orleans let loose with a Fat Tuesday party with the usual parades and wild revelers.  The difference in Mardi Gras during a recession is girls lift their shirts for extended unemployment payments.
(The Real Story)

More ERs won’t admit patients until they pay a fee of $100 or more for non-emergencies.  Basically, if you survive the 4 hours in the waiting room, you’re not that bad and will then be charged $150.
(The Real Story)

Until his death, Jean-Marie Loret said he was the only son of Adolf Hitler, and new evidence shows he may be right.  Mom didn’t tell him who daddy was until the 50’s.  Although his impassioned speeches as a child inspiring kids to invade other schools was a good clue.
(The Real Story)

Video of a 90-year-old grandma in UT dancing a tribute to Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” is a viral hit.  Her tribute after Anna Nicole Smith’s death is still regarded as one of the most disturbing videos of all time.
(The Real Story)

There’s been a rash of thefts in Philadelphia’s Society Hill neighborhood, with over a dozen solid brass door knockers stolen for the scrap metal.  The neighborhood has hired strip club bouncers since they’re good at keeping people’s hands off knockers.
(The Real Story)

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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