Mar 27

Dick CheneyDick Cheney is recovering after undergoing heart transplant surgery.  The donated heart didn’t even have to be thawed when it came out of the cooler as it matched the temperature of Cheney’s old one.
(The Real Story) 


 

rainbowAtheists gathered on the National Mall for a rally.  They equated coming out as a non-believer with coming out as being gay.  But since the rainbow has already been used as a symbol by both God and gays, they’re out of luck.
(The Real Story)  


 

SnookiGallagher is done performing live, saying his job was like “baby-sitting people who can’t handle alcohol.”  As opposed to the producer of “Jersey Shore,” whose job IS to baby-sit people who can’t handle alcohol.
(The Real Story)  


 

Spice GirlsA Denver woman faked mental illness to avoid jury duty.  She dressed oddly, claimed to have PTSD, and said crazy things like, “the Spice Girls are still every bit as attractive as they were in the 90’s.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Chris BrownA marriage guide advising Muslim men how to beat their wives is a big seller.  It says the wife can’t leave the house without permission, and the man can hit her with a stick or pull her by the ears.  The book can be found by its alternate title, “The Chris Brown Story.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 23

mardi gras beadsNew Orleans let loose with a Fat Tuesday party with the usual parades and wild revelers.  The difference in Mardi Gras during a recession is girls lift their shirts for extended unemployment payments.
(The Real Story)


 

waiting roomMore ERs won’t admit patients until they pay a fee of $100 or more for non-emergencies.  Basically, if you survive the 4 hours in the waiting room, you’re not that bad and will then be charged $150.
(The Real Story)


 

baby HitlerUntil his death, Jean-Marie Loret said he was the only son of Adolf Hitler, and new evidence shows he may be right.  Mom didn’t tell him who daddy was until the 50’s.  Although his impassioned speeches as a child inspiring kids to invade other schools was a good clue.
(The Real Story)


 

Anna Nicole SmithVideo of a 90-year-old grandma in UT dancing a tribute to Whitney Houston’s “I Wanna Dance With Somebody” is a viral hit.  Her tribute after Anna Nicole Smith’s death is still regarded as one of the most disturbing videos of all time.
(The Real Story)


 

bouncerThere’s been a rash of thefts in Philadelphia’s Society Hill neighborhood, with over a dozen solid brass door knockers stolen for the scrap metal.  The neighborhood has hired strip club bouncers since they’re good at keeping people’s hands off knockers.
(The Real Story)


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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