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A man in England called emergency after gluing 5 plastic cups to his head.  That may or may not be an emergency but we hope he at least let friends play “extreme beer pong” on him before he called.
(The Real Story) 

OR cops are looking for a suspect who stole rare coins from his dad and poured them in a Coinstar machine.  He turned several thousand dollars into $450.  The last time somebody took something that valuable and made it worthless was Terrell Owens’ football career.
(The Real Story)  

A new book says a White House “Alice in Wonderland” ball hosted by Johnny Depp was kept secret for fear of a political backlash.  Depp entertained the first daughters and friends in full Mad Hatter costume.  Obama’s plan for the economy is now to have all citizens eat a biscuit that makes them smaller so we don’t require as many resources.
(The Real Story)  

Broncos backup QB Brady Quinn was ready to play Sunday.  The Broncos were ready to pull Tim Tebow if he struggled.  Tebow however, went into the game fully prepared with a WPWJC, or “What Play Would Jesus Call” strategy.
(The Real Story)  

A movie based on “24″ starts shooting this spring.  Kiefer Sutherland is also on a new Fox series, “Touch,” where he’s the father of a super-intelligent son.  Something Ryan O’Neal could never realistically play.
(The Real Story)  

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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