Apr 27

ForeignerFormer “Real Housewives” and alleged White House party crasher star Tareq Salahi is running for governor of VA.  His wife Michaele ran off with one of the guys in Journey.  Members of Foreigner are excited to see if these means any cute statehouse interns for them.
(The Real Story) 


 

old manJurors in NY watched footage of a man who allegedly dressed up as his dead mother for 6 years to cash her Social Security checks.  The only time it was awkward was when the old fella she was dating showed up wanting to watch TV and cuddle.
(The Real Story) 


 

Bubba WatsonA gray whale found dead in Puget Sound had a golf ball in its stomach.  After watching the Master’s, it would come as no surprise to me whatsoever that Bubba Watson could make that shot.
(The Real Story)  


 

Donald TrumpDonald Trump appeared before Scotland’s parliament to demand they end plans for an offshore wind farm.  Mostly because they tend to muss his hair.
(The Real Story)  


 

Tim TebowJets QB Tim Tebow has maintained that he’s a virgin.  So AshleyMadison.com is offering $1 million to any woman who can prove she’s slept with him.  That’s odd.  It sure looked like he got screwed by the Broncos to me.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Jan 10

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beer pongA man in England called emergency after gluing 5 plastic cups to his head.  That may or may not be an emergency but we hope he at least let friends play “extreme beer pong” on him before he called.
(The Real Story) 

coinstarOR cops are looking for a suspect who stole rare coins from his dad and poured them in a Coinstar machine.  He turned several thousand dollars into $450.  The last time somebody took something that valuable and made it worthless was Terrell Owens’ football career.
(The Real Story)  

Mad HatterA new book says a White House “Alice in Wonderland” ball hosted by Johnny Depp was kept secret for fear of a political backlash.  Depp entertained the first daughters and friends in full Mad Hatter costume.  Obama’s plan for the economy is now to have all citizens eat a biscuit that makes them smaller so we don’t require as many resources.
(The Real Story)  

Tim TebowBroncos backup QB Brady Quinn was ready to play Sunday.  The Broncos were ready to pull Tim Tebow if he struggled.  Tebow however, went into the game fully prepared with a WPWJC, or “What Play Would Jesus Call” strategy.
(The Real Story)  

O'NealA movie based on “24″ starts shooting this spring.  Kiefer Sutherland is also on a new Fox series, “Touch,” where he’s the father of a super-intelligent son.  Something Ryan O’Neal could never realistically play.
(The Real Story)  

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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