Nov 03

The Blog Monologue


crackerBank of America dropped its $5 monthly debit card fee after negative customer reaction.  But without the fee, they have to lower their costs, so all future debit cards will be made out of cracker.
(The Real Story)


Teddy RooseveltRonald Reagan beat out FDR as the former president Americans would like to have back during these economic times.  Teddy Roosevelt came in 5th, but only because if things get worse, he could at least go hunt big game animals to feed us.
(The Real Story)


Ashton KutcherWeeks after 9/11, Dick Cheney informed Condoleezza Rice and George Bush they may have been exposed to botulinum toxin.  For 24 hours, they didn’t know if they’d live or die.  A really inappropriate time for Cheney to cooperate for an episode of “Punk’d,” but whatever.
(The Real Story)


gunA 10-year-old SC trick-or-treater pulled a 9mm gun on a woman who teased him she would take his candy.  The rest of the story…the woman then pulled a shotgun on him and made him give her his shoes.  Tough neighborhood.
(The Real Story)


DumbledoreFootage has surfaced of a Sudanese man being publicly beheaded in Saudi Arabia for being a “sorcerer.”  Note to self: when going to Halloween party in Saudi Arabia, leave Dumbledore costume at home.
(The Real Story)


Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!


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