May 10

Six Million Dollar ManClaire Lomas finished the London Marathon after 16 days even though she hasn’t been able to feel her legs for 5 years.  She did it in a $75,000 bionic suit.  Boy, if that’s as fast as the Six Million Dollar Man moved, he’d have never won that fight with Bigfoot.
(The Real Story) 


 

Fruit of the Loom guysUsing a double agent, the CIA thwarted a plot by al-Qaida’s affiliate in Yemen to destroy a US-bound airliner with an underwear bomb.  Double agent meaning what, he wore both Fruit of the Looms and Hanes?
(The Real Story)


 

TootsieA man who had a cardiac arrest while jogging in London’s Hyde Park says Dustin Hoffman saved his life.  Well, it wasn’t Dustin Hoffman.  It was a woman who looked like Tootsie, but nobody wants to disappoint the guy.
(The Real Story) 


 

ambulanceOklahoma City cops arrested a 72-year-old man for allegedly calling 911 to talk about sex.  Yeah, but most of the time a 72-year-old man thinks about sex, he’s going to need an ambulance, so it’s a legitimate call.
(The Real Story)


 

Backstreet BoysMichael Jackson’s former bodyguard claims Jacko was a paranoid maniac who ordered members of his inner circle to kill older brother Randy to stop a Jackson 5 reunion tour.  Such a shame Michael didn’t live…to stop the Backstreet Boys reunion.
(The Real Story) 


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 25

angry birdsBASE-jumper Jeb Corliss, known as the “Bird Man,” will keep jumping despite barreling into rocks at 120 miles an hour.  If the Bird Man was going to have an accident, you’d think he’d have flown into a clean window.
(The Real Story) 


 

French girlThe French will no longer make single women use the title Mademoiselle.  Some argued it’s sexist.  So I guess they wouldn’t like it here in America where many women carry the title of “my bitches.”
(The Real Story) 


 

MadonnaMadonna’s single “Gimme All Your Luvin’” is a flop, despite launching to an audience of 114 million at the Super Bowl.  On the bright side, the guy who bounced on a wire with his groin has a best-selling DVD out.
(The Real Story)  


 

fur trapperAn OH woman solicited a hit man to shoot or cut the throat of a random fur-wearer.  She wanted them dead within 2 minutes and wanted to be there to hand out leaflets afterward.  Wouldn’t it make more sense to hire a fur-trapper?
(The Real Story)  


 

Charlie SheenA former DC police commander whose special ops unit escorted Charlie Sheen to a show will file a whistleblower suit, alleging he was demoted for saying that was common.  It’s not the kind of escort that usually gets Charlie Sheen in trouble.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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