Mar 24

John EdwardsJohn Edwards denied reports he had a one-night tryst at the NY “Millionaire Madam” Anna Gristina’s brothel.  His closes friends defended him, saying John would never have kept it to just one night.
(The Real Story) 


 

chinese gangsterPictures went viral of a young Chinese gangster at work and play.  They include pics of men being beaten, and maybe even having fingers removed.  There are also screenshots of where he’d been playing “Threatening Words With Friends.”
(The Real Story)  


 

babyPsychologists say parents who gave their kids unique names later regret it.  Original names can create problems for kids later in life as they could send wrong signals.  And if you don’t believe that, just ask Bombvest Jackson.
(The Real Story) 


 

fishSC high schools are trying to make fishing an official high school sport, with teams and varsity letters.  Some already have fishing coaches.  It wouldn’t be quite as difficult a sport if the cheerleaders would stop scaring the fish away.
(The Real Story)  


 

wet catA MN man was turned into police by neighbors for screaming obscenities at his cat.  You know what they say, “speak softly and carry a big spray water bottle.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Mar 03

roller coasterA London theme park will debut a new winged coaster, even though test runs resulted in test dummies getting their arms and legs ripped off.  Fighter pilots describe it as “gut-wrenching.”  Maybe our roller coasters should be unmanned like our aerial drones.
(The Real Story) 


 

girdleThe last madam of the TX brothel that inspired “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas” died at 84.  Edna Chadwell started in 1952 and was never ashamed of what she did.  Except for that one time in 1964 when her girdle snapped and the buckle put a patron’s eye out.
(The Real Story)  


 

Levi JohnstonBristol Palin is the subject of a Lifetime reality series.  “Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp” will explore the pressures of raising her son, Tripp.  Hey that’s better than the show Tripp’s dad got on Spike, “Levi Johnston: Life is Tearing Tickets at a Movie Theater.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Veggie TalesStudents in London are using biodegradable materials to make luxury items.  There are stilettos made from pistachio shells, and clothes made of orange peel and fungi.  The good news is, even if you can’t get anywhere with a woman, her clothes will rot off if you wait long enough.
(The Real Story)  


 

Rick SantorumAn Albuquerque man successfully registered his dog to vote.  He made up a birth date, a social security number, and had a voter registration card in his hand in 2 weeks.  Wait ‘til the dog learns how opposed to spaying and neutering Rick Santorum is.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)
©2012, The Stiles Company, LLC
www.mikestiles.com    @TheStilesFiles

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