May 01

Hill Street BluesNewt Gingrich will officially end his 2012 presidential campaign Wednesday in DC.  He’s also finally ready to admit the Confederacy lost the Civil War and “Hill Street Blues” was cancelled.
(The Real Story) 


 

sexy judgeA St. Louis woman won a $6 million judgment against “Girls Gone Wild” for using her bare breasts without permission.  See her in the new DVD series, “Girls Gone Litigious.”
(The Real Story) 


 

Winnie the PoohA young bear between 150 and 200 lbs. had to be tranquilized and shot out of a tree in CO.  Which, by the way, is also the unused alternate ending to “Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Osama bin LadenReports are that an aging Osama bin Laden considered himself a stud and used Avena syrup, a natural Viagra made from wild oats.  He often referred to sex as “hiding in the caves of Bora Bora.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Joe JacksonAn ID man was charged with forcing another man to perform Michael Jackson’s “moonwalk” at gunpoint.  Which isn’t a whole lot different than how Joe Jackson got his sons to start performing in the first place.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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