Newt Gingrich will officially end his 2012 presidential campaign Wednesday in DC.  He’s also finally ready to admit the Confederacy lost the Civil War and “Hill Street Blues” was cancelled.
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A St. Louis woman won a $6 million judgment against “Girls Gone Wild” for using her bare breasts without permission.  See her in the new DVD series, “Girls Gone Litigious.”
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A young bear between 150 and 200 lbs. had to be tranquilized and shot out of a tree in CO.  Which, by the way, is also the unused alternate ending to “Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree.”
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Reports are that an aging Osama bin Laden considered himself a stud and used Avena syrup, a natural Viagra made from wild oats.  He often referred to sex as “hiding in the caves of Bora Bora.”
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An ID man was charged with forcing another man to perform Michael Jackson’s “moonwalk” at gunpoint.  Which isn’t a whole lot different than how Joe Jackson got his sons to start performing in the first place.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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