Mar 23

Jeb BushFormer FL Gov. Jeb Bush endorsed Mitt Romney as the Republican primary nominee.  He also boldly predicted the New York Giants will beat the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI.
(The Real Story) 


 

Newt GingrichA study says for narcissists, Facebook may promote anti-social behavior.  Narcissism is “a pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration and an exaggerated sense of self-importance.”  Or you can look up Newt Gingrich on Wikipedia.
(The Real Story)  


 

zumbaScientists are baffled by the source of mysterious booms and shaking that have plagued Clintonville, WI for 3 days.  Some residents have even fled.  All because of a secret midnight Zumba class for women over 300 lbs.?
(The Real Story)  


 

Black SwanThe epic movie “Noah” starts filming in July with Russell Crowe.  The movie will be helmed by the director of “Black Swan.”  He does understand loading things onto the ark two-by-two shouldn’t include two hot ballerina girls, right?
(The Real Story)  


 

examAn FAU professor was reviewing with his evolution class for a midterm when student Jonatha Carr screamed, “How does evolution kill black people!?”  Carr then got violent.  Joke’s on her, that question isn’t even going to be on the test.
(The Real Story)  


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Feb 24

Obama fiddlingBarack Obama sang again, this time during a concert featuring blues all-stars.  The President sang “Sweet Home Chicago.”  Hey, Nero fiddled while Rome burned…we just happen to have a singer.
(The Real Story) 


 

Jon LovitzRick Santorum stood by comments he made in 2008 about Satan attacking the US, warning the “Father of Lies” has his sights set on us.  Wow, he’s sure being rough on that balloon boy hoax dad.
(The Real Story)  


 

oceanScientists discovered a new type of alien planet, a steamy water world larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.  What would they invade us with, Super Soakers?
(The Real Story)  


 

Black SwanThere’s a booming business now in high-end pawn shops for people who are rich, but who have bad credit.  Customers include hedge-fund managers, bankers, lawyers, doctors and Oscar winners.  Wow, times sure got tough when it was announced there wouldn’t be a “Black Swan 2.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Osama bin LadenYazeed Mohammed Abunayyan made trouble on a Continental flight from Portland to Houston, singing about bin Laden and his hatred of women.  Yazeed’s tunes included “I’m Jihad and I Know It,” and “Moves Like Osama.”
(The Real Story)  


 

Biggest LoserNearly all remaining contestants on “Biggest Loser” walked off the show after a “twist” they say could hurt their shot at the money.  Producers were bringing back previous contestants.  Well, did they at least power walk out on the show?
(The Real Story)


 

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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