Mar 23

Jeb BushFormer FL Gov. Jeb Bush endorsed Mitt Romney as the Republican primary nominee.  He also boldly predicted the New York Giants will beat the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLVI.
(The Real Story) 


 

Newt GingrichA study says for narcissists, Facebook may promote anti-social behavior.  Narcissism is “a pattern of grandiosity, need for admiration and an exaggerated sense of self-importance.”  Or you can look up Newt Gingrich on Wikipedia.
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zumbaScientists are baffled by the source of mysterious booms and shaking that have plagued Clintonville, WI for 3 days.  Some residents have even fled.  All because of a secret midnight Zumba class for women over 300 lbs.?
(The Real Story)  


 

Black SwanThe epic movie “Noah” starts filming in July with Russell Crowe.  The movie will be helmed by the director of “Black Swan.”  He does understand loading things onto the ark two-by-two shouldn’t include two hot ballerina girls, right?
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examAn FAU professor was reviewing with his evolution class for a midterm when student Jonatha Carr screamed, “How does evolution kill black people!?”  Carr then got violent.  Joke’s on her, that question isn’t even going to be on the test.
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Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

 

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Sep 09

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ObamaThe White House East Room will be the setting for Michelle Obama’s new dance series.  There’ll be workshops in ballet, modern, hip hop and Broadway.  Then for a finale, Barack will dance around his poll numbers.


FarmvilleA Japanese journalist held hostage in Afghanistan for 5 months managed to send out a tweet when his captors asked him how to use a cell phone.  Of course, he could have got them hooked on Farmville and walked right out unnoticed.


Lance BurtonThe Monte Carlo casino-resort in Vegas replaced magician Lance Burton with a hip-hop dance crew from “America’s Best Dance Crew.”  Casino officials say the only thing that could possibly interfere with the dance crew deal is if they all got sawed in half.


Designer Diane von Furstenberg helped the Cleveland Clinic create a more stylish hospital gown.  But imagine the horror female patients will have when they see all the other women patients are wearing the same gown they are.


SnookiThere’s a derogatory nickname for summer tourists who visit the Jersey shore: FOOTs.  It’s an acronym for “Out Of Towners” preceded by an obscenity.  Many locals resent visitors, blaming them for noise, traffic and trash.  I thought they were proud of their trash.  After all, they gave them their own reality TV show.


Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  www.notoriousdadmusic.com

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