May 02

DairycowA PA man with an outhouse is being ordered to install a septic system. The 77-year-old lives on a farm and his nearest neighbor is a quarter-mile away, which is good because it’s a dairy farm and he’s lactose intolerant.


polarNorway has a job for you: 3 weeks in the Arctic wilderness looking for polar bears. You can’t have a gun, you have to scare them away with your voice. Oh, and you also have to wear a big white fur coat and lipstick to draw them out.


MoosThe woman who was once engaged to NBA star Jason Collins says she had no clue he was gay. Former WNBA player Carolyn Moos dated him for 7 years. Of course, she was also stunned to hear some WNBA players are lesbian, so her judgment’s a bit off.


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