The Blog Monologue

 

Herman Cain is grappling with sexual harassment charges from when he was head of the National Restaurant Assoc. in the 90s.  I don’t think “you need more meat on that” counts as harassment if you’re head of a pizza company.
(The Real Story)

---

Officials in the FL Everglades caught and killed a giant python that just swallowed an entire 76 lb. adult deer.  Okay, well there’s at least one way other than a fire for Bambi’s mom to die that would traumatize kids for generations.
(The Real Story)

---

Joe Biden says he’s going to be Obama’s running mate.  But if he isn’t, a new poll shows people want Hillary.  Even Oprah’s on the list.  Which, if Oprah were VP, we’d be required by law to read the books she picks out for us.
(The Real Story)

---

Former Journey lead singer Steve Perry says despite renewed interest, a reunion probably ain’t gonna happen.  In a related story, all the members of “Men Without Hats” say they will reunite anywhere, for any reason, music-related or not.
(The Real Story)

---

Chinese researchers think they found a way to make large quantities of a blood protein from ordinary grains of rice.  And if you use the convenient boil-in-a-bag kind, you can hang it right up on the IV pole.
(The Real Story)

---

Check out Mike’s alter ego, white, middle-aged suburban rapper Notorious D-A-D in his full length CD “Bumpin’ in the Burbs”!  http://www.notoriousdadmusic.com

(The Blog Monologue delayed 24 hours for radio clients)

©2011, The Stiles Company, LLC
www.mikestiles.com    @mikestiles